AM WORKOUT (0400 wake up via alarm)
OPERATION TACTICAL SLEIGHBELL
TACTICAL BARBELL MASS PROTOCOL Grey Man, Cycle 3, Week 1, Workout 5
MAIN CLUSTER
Buffalo Bar Squat
4x8x342
Axle strict press from rack
2x8x153
5x153
6+2x153
SUPPLEMENTAL CLUSTER
(3) DB incline bench
12x70
3x10x70 (+3 rest pause on final set)
DB row
4x12x140
GHR
4x12x50
ASSISTANCE
GHR sit up
15, 10
Notes:
Eskimos have over 100 words for snow and no word for Hello, whereas there are no words in English to describe how much I didn't want to train this morning. I woke up at 0355 on my own and tried really hard to come up with a strategy to somehow sleep some more and still get my training done today and came up completely short (only to get to work today and find out we're getting dismissed early, so once again chaos remains the plan). Since I wanted my weekend with my family, I got up and told myself it was time to earn Friday.
And, as is typical, I had one of my best workouts. The squats, which is really what I dreaded, flew compared to Monday, and I had success on all my pressing. I attribute it to fueling properly, despite a bodyweight drop (foreshadowing). Really focused on finding the bottom of the squat. I watch the video and tell myself "that doesn't look like depth", so I have to tell myself WHILE I'm squatting to remember how these squats feel, and that I legit just plain don't have anywhere else to go once I get there. I am finding the bottom.
The GHRs are at an appropriate weight. Good posterior chain pump.
Weighed 82.1kg this morning. No idea what sorcery caused that to happen after those carnivore nachos. To paraphrase Fry (minus the ew, because they were delicious)

We did a pure bong(staff) training day in Tang Soo Do last night. Whereas the majority of the class uses a competition bong, which is made of a lightweight fiberglass like material, so that it can whip through the air and make cool noises and be twirled like a baton, mine is made of thick hardwood, because I'm of the thought process that, if I'm going to train how to use a weapon, it should actually carryover to the weapon I intend to use. In turn, my shoulders got an excellent workout channeling my inner Donatello and moving that thing through space for an hour.